Monday, November 21, 2011

Occupy the upper east side


Good morning upper northeast siders, I'm finally back from my vacation in Paris. The French dont have internet so my gossiping capabilities were limited to starting vicious rumors about people. Have you heard about Italy's economy, I started that rumor, there actually really rich how else to they afford so much spaghetti. Upon returning to USA I had a lot of catching up to do, so much drama that I had missed, Occupy wall street was quite dramatic, so dramatic that many other citys started their own Occupations. There has been a good turn out for occupy Bangor, based at the town library. Occupy T5R3, run by a moose and a serial rapist, was less popular. My advice to those who are going to attend a protest anytime soon would be to bring some sour cream or yogurt, when eating spicy food sour cream takes the burn away and if you run ir on your eyes after being maced it really clears things up, i learned this from the perviously mentioned serial rapist from T5R3. To all my readers I say welcome back. More to come, XOXO Gossip girl.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Its safe to say that this is the second best blog on the internet
XOXO Gossip Girl

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Who am i?

That's a secret I'll never tell. Am I Roberta form Ampersand? She sure likes to gossip, she's told my parents story's about me before, bad stories. Am I Mr.Chasse? He love to send out E-Blasts about news in the school, sounds alot like a gossip girl to me. Am I Mr. Norris, seeing as he knows everything about our social lives. Am I creepy dave? Am I Andrew Kozerow? Stop asking I said I would never tell. :-{0

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Scandal!

Whilst walking to everybody's favorite hangout spot in Orono, the playground, I spotted the car of a local high school girl parked close to her EX BOYFRIENDS HOUSE on a friday night. Do you think she was on a booty call with her EX. Untill next time
XOXO Gossip Girl

Monday, May 16, 2011

Juicy titbits of drama

My affiliates and I would greatly appreciate it if any of our readers could sent us an E-Blast containg the pictures of Olivia Hecker from 8th grade, you know the ones. Wasn't that the best drama ever, there was even a song written about the photos by influential hip hop artist "D-Money".

Proma (Prom/Drama)

Gossip Girl here, with prom approaching all the boys are buying fancy shoes and suits and all the girls are buying fancy dresses and garters. But uh oh, it looks like there is some drama about dresses! C's older sister wore a dress to prom two or three years ago and B was promised by C's older sister that she could wear the dress to prom, but now C says B can't wear it because C wants to wear it her senior year. DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will B wear? So many questions!
XOXO Gossip Girl

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Bad News

Good morning upper eastsiders. Today I visited my doctor and learned that I have been diagnosed with Huntingtons Disease. It's not that big of a deal considering 15% of all Americans have the same illness and I do. XOXO Gossip Girl

Saturday, May 7, 2011

5/7/11

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Orono's elite. Whats making my homepage headlines? Only the biggest event to steal the hearts and minds of Orono's youth, prom. I have received anonymous tips that Sam Chase and Mckenna Diggins will be "escorting" each other to the dance, and local sweetheart Olivia Hecker will be attending with star quarter back Dan Fowler, oh la la. Local rap singer "Lil hay hay" (who may be your wifey's favorite dj) currently has no date, but fear not he has hung signs all over the school advertising him self to women. "I'm sure not going to prom with Oakie" and "Who wouldn't want deez nuts on prom night" are some of his more popular slogans. Now the question of everyones mind, who will Dean Sapiel be going with? and how often will he do his CLASSIC "gay bar" dance. Guess well have to wait and see how this all developes. XOXO Gossip Girl