Good morning upper northeast siders, I'm finally back from my vacation in Paris. The French dont have internet so my gossiping capabilities were limited to starting vicious rumors about people. Have you heard about Italy's economy, I started that rumor, there actually really rich how else to they afford so much spaghetti. Upon returning to USA I had a lot of catching up to do, so much drama that I had missed, Occupy wall street was quite dramatic, so dramatic that many other citys started their own Occupations. There has been a good turn out for occupy Bangor, based at the town library. Occupy T5R3, run by a moose and a serial rapist, was less popular. My advice to those who are going to attend a protest anytime soon would be to bring some sour cream or yogurt, when eating spicy food sour cream takes the burn away and if you run ir on your eyes after being maced it really clears things up, i learned this from the perviously mentioned serial rapist from T5R3. To all my readers I say welcome back. More to come, XOXO Gossip girl.
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