Who am i?

That's a secret I'll never tell. Am I Roberta form Ampersand? She sure likes to gossip, she's told my parents story's about me before, bad stories. Am I Mr.Chasse? He love to send out E-Blasts about news in the school, sounds alot like a gossip girl to me. Am I Mr. Norris, seeing as he knows everything about our social lives. Am I creepy dave? Am I Andrew Kozerow? Stop asking I said I would never tell. :-{0