5/7/11

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Orono's elite. Whats making my homepage headlines? Only the biggest event to steal the hearts and minds of Orono's youth, prom. I have received anonymous tips that Sam Chase and Mckenna Diggins will be "escorting" each other to the dance, and local sweetheart Olivia Hecker will be attending with star quarter back Dan Fowler, oh la la. Local rap singer "Lil hay hay" (who may be your wifey's favorite dj) currently has no date, but fear not he has hung signs all over the school advertising him self to women. "I'm sure not going to prom with Oakie" and "Who wouldn't want deez nuts on prom night" are some of his more popular slogans. Now the question of everyones mind, who will Dean Sapiel be going with? and how often will he do his CLASSIC "gay bar" dance. Guess well have to wait and see how this all developes. XOXO Gossip Girl